This follows a theme which has been running in Private Eye this last few weeks. Will they publish it?
I am not holding my breath but we live in hope.

Michael Gove

Harder to caricature than I thought Michael Gove. He has an unusual face, particularly a weird mouth. He's been making a hash of the cuts to the new schools program and has had to apologise at least once. He looks like the school swot! Now that's irony.